Pinhole Movie Reviews

The Expendables by Thomas
November 27, 2012, 5:32 pm
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Given the genre of mindless, shoot-em-up action, it doesn’t make sense to criticize this movie for having silly dialogue, a kindergarten plot line, and poor acting.  But the directing was just reprehensible. One awkward close-up of Mickey Rourke lasted a solid 5 minutes!  Even the violence was boring and fake; the pixel-y digital blood reminded me of Mortal Kombat II. Any praise is reserved for the grizzled Dolph Lundgren, who, as the corrupt member of the team, delivers the only fun dialogue. Barely watchable.

The Expendables




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