Pinhole Movie Reviews

BASEketball by jaemskeray
December 14, 2014, 4:56 am
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One question for you: why did I watch this whole thing?  I mean this movie is obviously unwatchable.  It was not funny, poorly acted, about sports (which I generally don’t like), slow, the sport they invented makes no sense, full of very attractive women falling for weird looking men, Reel Big Fish,  theres this whole thing called psychouts where a player on one team stands in front of a player on the other team shooting a BASEketball into a hoop and insults the shooter, and what normally ends up happening is that the protagonists give such a solid insult, that the shooter makes a funny face, looses his balance and then falls over…  I don’t know.  But I watched the whole thing, over two nights.   The only possible explanation I can come up with is I like bad movies.  Unwatchable

About Time by William
December 4, 2014, 5:40 am
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What if you could always go back to any point in your life and have the chance to do it again? That would pretty much solve all your problems, right?

Right. As this movie demonstrates, if you are able to time travel basically without restriction, it is impossible for your problems to generate dramatic tension. The premise is a lot of fun, but the actuality of it is kind of boring. Time travel is the ultimate superpower, which is why in other time travel movies they find a way to place some kind of artificial restrictions on it. The movie is sweet and has some nice warm-hearted philosophy in it, but overall still kind of boring and just Watchable.

A girl in a red dress, laughing in the rain, alongside a tall red-haired man wearing a suit.

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