The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug by jaemskeray

January 6, 2014, 5:27 am
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: 2010s, adventure, Barely watchable, fantasy, ian mckellen, Martin Freeman

BOOOOOORRRRR

-IIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGG.  Barely watchable.  For a movie called the Hobbit, Martin Freeman has like 2 lines, which he delivers so very well, but they were also in the trailer, so, spoiled!  The main character in the movies is the dwarf king, and he has the smoothest nose I have ever seen on camera.  I’m talking super smooth, boogers must just zip right outta there.  They all fight the dragon for like an hour.  The whole thing is 3 hours long.  Why?

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